Happy Birthday Harry
Jul. 31st, 2007 11:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nikaviaHappy Birthday Harry Potter. In honor of this most auspicious day, I have done the following for you.
I have declared my LJ a Spoiler Zone. Deathly Hallows Spoilers Everywhere on here now. No more cuts unless I need them.
I have actually completed a writing goal, nearly breaking all my fingers in the process. I will never forgive you.
I have also determined many a thing about you and your peers.
Harry, you made it to 27, as did Ron and Hermione. Good Job.
Your Eldest, James is now either 3 or 4.
Your Second Eldest, Albus Severus, is now either 1 or 2.
Ginny is probably currently pregnant with Lily.
Draco, Ron, your spawn, which I think you two planned on having at the same time by the way, are both one or two. Hermione, you are pregnant as well.
Teddy, who is now my favorite character simply because I cannot get the image of a bright pink werewolf out of my head, you just hit your 9th birthday. We love you and so did you very dead parents. I will never forgive JKR for denying you a father… Tonks makes me sad but Remus makes me depressed. We love you, you keep on snogging Victoire!
Laters
Nyssa
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