...Strippers on page 15...

Okay so i am trying to read Guilty Pleasures But i get distracted by such things as homework, dinner, writing and talking to my mom. So I'm only on Page 14... GO ME!

I forgot ow good her first books were though. all i can remember of LKH books now is "Slutty the Vampire Slayer" stuff that happens in the later books. Makes my head hurt. But i have modivation, mainly along the lines of "Jason Shows Up in Lunatic Cafe" Which is book 4...But this time i am going to read all of the book, which some of you might think is scary because ... well... dirty-vampi-werey-ness ensues in sexual ways... and there are strippers! and she doesn't like calmly usher you into it... no... take Guilty Pleasures for example. Page 15... (yes one whole page away folks) BAM STRIPPER! and look ... Another Stripper... They are male strippers... so yes awkward... but not too awkward... Unfortunatly they make them all pretty so that just ruins the whole male stripper thing and you think of them as girls and well... that makes it awkward again...

But this is not why i'm kinda ... unhinged by this book. There is a lack of werethingys in this book. LKH-... I just realized i never said who LKH was. LKH is Laurell K. Hamliton who write the Anita Blake Series. Anyway LKH has wereswans... Yes it is okay to laugh at this... I did... snorted and choked on my Mountain Dew. Rough times.

I just thought of another irksome things later on.It's written first person... You only see things from Anita's point of veiw and sometimes you just want to bash her head in... alot... not just like once against the table, I mean repeatedly Against a large wall...I personally did not feel the urge until book 6... and even then it was minimal.

I like the names of the books too... they are places... (i can't remember if book 11 wa a place though)

okay # = 1st 2nd 3rd etc order of book thingy, word= book title (place that shared title)

1. Guilty Pleasures (Male Vampire Strip Club owned by JC)
2. Laughing Corpse (Comedy Club also owned by JC... Vampiric too i think)
3. Circus of the Damned (a Circus of evil... ness... Owned by JC)
4. Lunatic Cafe (a cafe owned byt the Local Werewolves...)
5. Bloody Bones (diner in middle of nowhere setting town)
6. The Killing Dance (Actually Dance Macrabe... JC Dance Club)
7. Burnt Offerings (A bar if i remember correctly...I don't remember)
8. Blue Moon (Another Bar... this one in middle of nowhere setting town)
9. Obsidian Butterfly ( In ALBUQUERQUE... The Master Vamps Club Casino Thingy)
10. Narcissus in Chains ( BDSM Club... Not Owned by JC {YAY JC A sex joint you don't own!} but owned by a werehyena... Named Narcissus)
11. Cerulean Sins (i have no idea... I don't think it had a place)
12. Incubus Dreams (ah the real reason why i am re-reading Anita Blake... I have had this book since January 05... have i read it... NO! so yeah... need to remember the plot of the others first)

So I recomend... Expecially for my less "AH MY EYES THEY BURN" friends... wait that's like everyone but like me and SAM... crap... anyway good books... SAM even you would like these... they are entertaining.... YAY BOOKS... and there is death and even murders on the side... maybe i'll type up the first chapter of Guilty Pleasures to be like "LOOKIE!"

In other non vampy-BDSM-stripper news... My watch has broken... i taped it together... i have to greive... alot...**cries**

In Vamp yet non BDSM-Stripper news... You all still suck at read and review...you really do... it's kinda painful...Also thinking about re-viginetting myself... Damn my muse needs to wake up to Novella Status... I'll never get back to Novel Status... **cries**

Well thats all... Laters

Nyssa

I forgot with all the non reviewy stuff... i think there needs to be a Posse Community... wha'd y'all think?