So i finished The Laughing Corpse and started one Circus of the Damned. This book has more wery-wolves in it so i am pleasded. I speak funny today BTW in case you haven't noticed.
I'm getting all excited for The Brothers Grimm Anyone wanna go see it with me?
So i really have no reason to post today... just wanted an update on the very bloody Anita Blake front... and to announce something truly terrifying...
You are Edward! The Sociopathic assassin of all
things big and scary. Anita may be The
Executioner but you're Death. You go after the
biggest scariest mo-fos and enjoy it. Some may
say you're a bit scary yourself, but you're
just drawn that way.
Which Anita Blake Character are you?
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I am Edward... Shit! This means i'm looney and i will never escape New Mexico even in alternate form... NOOOOOO! oh well i like Eddy. He entertains me. I like him alot actually... I wouldn't marry him or anyting but he would be a fun person to run around town with... but you'd have to be crazy and gun toating. However the best part is looking at who i could have been... it kinda concerns me... some aren't too bad and others are okay but... some... shudders. Here they are as follows along with my personal commentary... because you all know you want my bitter humor.
"You are Anita Blake. Strong-willed, sexy, and a force to be reckoned with. You seem to fall in love pretty easily, but seducing you is harder than hell. Necromancer and executioner. You are feared by all things dead. Perhaps thats why you attract danger like a moth to flame. You recently quit fighting your power and embraced it instead. Some call it your fall from grace, others are relieved that you've mellowed. It doesn't really matter, you kick ass now matter how mellow you get." ~ I like Anita Okeyay at the begining and then something unexpected happened... She went from "Not i wont' sleep with you" to "I will sleep with just about anything that moves"... except maybe caleb but i don't think she's his type. It was scary and unsettling... and weird and her head is funky and reminds me a bit of me... which is scary because i don't wanna be "sleeps-with-everyone" anita.
"You are Jason! You're a playful tease who serves as snack food to your master. You openly have a crush on someone but they don't seem to want to put out. Though they come to you when they're sad, and comfort you when you're scared. You're a stripper and kind of a slut, but in that cute, passive-aggressive sort of way." ~ Jason is a whore, there is no stepping around it. But's he's a fun whore who doesn't mind swinging both ways when it comes to who gets to use him a snack... And he's a stripper... and blonde and funny and a compleat teenage male at heart... And did i mention that he is the only person who teases Anita with out getting shot... And he's willing vamp food. you know you want Jason for the guy to go have a movie night with mainly because he would be enteratining... or slutty... hum... Also he's a bit loopy.
"You are Belle Morte! The Sourdre de Sang of her own bloodline. You have many followers and they all have sex with you. You're amazing between the sheets. But you have this problem where you think that you're soo good that if someone leaves your bed there must be something wrong with them. Powerful, sexy, if a little arrogant." ~ EEK the queen slutty bitch of the universe. Evil.... very evil... and not very nice either... a bit self assured and a complete nymphomanic... and she hasn't even graced our lovely pages in physical form as of book 11.
"You are Rafael! Leader of the Wererats. You're the elected leader by default because you rock ass. You're loyal to your friends and followers. Brave to the end. So what if you get furry once a month? You rock ass!"~ I like Rafael... he's a nice ... man...? but the thing that is off settling is that in LKH's world it's equal body mass. AKA a werewolf does not change into a cute little wolf. It canges into a wolf the size of a small pony. So imagine a large black man changing into a rat... Nightmares for months.
"You are Marianne! The Mystical witch of the werewolf clan in Tenesee. You really help out a lot with your friends and people who dont understand their own powers. You deliver people into power, teach them the ropes."~ I don't like her i don't hate her... she's just kinda there, like that potted plant that you walk past but don't really think about. However she helps in Anita's bitchy transformation which makes me want to do bad things... like glue her hair into clumps or something.
"You are Larry! The novice animator. You watch detail and write down everything as if your life depended on it, and in your line of work, your life may actually depend on it. You want to get to a point where you are a full-fledged vampire executioner/animator, but you're still young. But everone thinks you have bad taste in women." ~ I like Larry... he's like a non-slutty Jason... except he ain't a werewolf and perfers to raise the dead. But hey... another bar hopping buddy so...
"You are Sylvie! Second in command in the werewolf pack, you often take over while the big guy is out of town. If you had your way you'd kill all disloyalties and not to mention every wereleopard EVER. You're a lesbian otherwise you'd probably be lupa. Hey, you can't have everything." ~ Sylvie makes me proud and sad all at the same time. She kicks some major ass and sh'e not that bad of a chick either. But all kinds of crazy stuff usually happens around her.
"You are Jean-Claude! Sexy, Beautiful, a great lover, if a little sneaky. Though the sneakiness just makes you more and more sexy. One woman in around 400 years almost slipped through your fingers, but she started putting out once you fell in love with her and tied her to you for eternity. sneaky sneaky sneaky."~ Ah the first Vamp to grace the list... JC is complex... he owns half the book title locations and a bit of a nypho but he is entertaining... and he speaks french... and he has a whole I love you but i can't be with you with just about every person he meets... Jason is his food source so that bumps him up a notch as well... Surprisingly even though Jason and JC share a bed most nights, there has only been orgasmic blood sucking... not actual sex... Jason was kind enough to explain this in book 11... thanks Jase... who knows what we would have done without knowing your personal life. Also JC looks like classic vamp... frilly shirt, curly long black hiar, intense eyes, gender blind, nypho, french, and he acts like one too.
"You are Richard! At first you were cute and understanding, but now you're a fucktard who hates himself. How to you expect people to embrace your beast if you can't do it yourself? You try to blame other people for things that you nor they had any control over. You're a big squeemish boyscout and stick to your precious morals, even at the cost of the feelings and safety of others." ~ i thought this was a bit harsh but true. Richy used to be cool then Anita yelled at him for performing a ritual the were's hold sacred and he got nutso... He does get to have sex with her though after like 4 books of dancing around and they aren't even dating at this point . anita went playing with werewolf ceremony and... yeah... smack him.
"You are Asher! Once a golden god of the vampire world, now you are forever scarred and ashamed of your fallen glory. Though 'fallen' is a matter or opinion. Nothing but sentiment holds you where you are, if you wanted you could get up and leave, go back to Belle Morte or find some other master to take you in. But you're in love and beginning to understand that you are loved back." ~ Asher gives me complex feelings. he's just... odd... he be a vamp yet he does not do vampythings anymore... not since the accident with the clergy...
"You are Micah! Namir-raj and all around nice guy. You've got practicality in spades and your condesending manner is one of your best attributes. You seem happy to allow your partner all the space they need as long as you get to be near them yourself. You rock."~Ah Micha... a little bit of a man whore but an enteraining man whore... he's odd. "Hi i've only just met you but i noticed you seem to be a bit horny, wanna use me a sex toy in the showers" and that wasn't even his entrence. Not he's lying naked ontop of Anita when we first meet him... With Caleb... not the point.
"You are Gabriel! Sadomasochistic son of a bitch. You pimped out your wereleopard pard and made them all almost as sick as you. Though you did save some of them from fates worse than death, you tortured them for your own sick pleasure. You deliver people from one horror to another. Save them and then turn on them. You sick bastard."~ Ah Gabe.... hum... i think the whole summary sums him up...if i were to say it i'd say it a bit more sarcasticly tongue in cheek though.
"You are Raina. BITCH. Everyone hates you with a passion. But they're also afraid of you, so its not like they can do a whole long about it. You are in a place of power not because you earned it, but because you seduced the big guy. Which says a lot about you. You're a sult and have slept with the whole werewolf pack from the tiniest most pathetic of them to the big bad wolf, even Mr. Boyscout Richard. You die. hahahaha."~ entertaining girl she was... Loony crazy bitch but entertaining... i think it's the fact that she keeps showing up... very crazy... and nuts... and a bit whorish... Made Jason though so... okeyay.
"You are Damian! Once upon a time you were a mighty Viking warrior, killing, raping, pilaging. But you choose the wrong castle to raid and a vampire turned you into what you are today. You're too weak to rule yourself and so your life throughout the centuries has been one of serving scary-ass motherfuckers. Now you're ruled by a necromancer, but you don't mind. Somehow you enjoy doing everything she asks of you, its not a chore, its fulfilling. You've been tamed, though at first it was scary, now you embrace it. hehehe."~I love Damian... That is all that could be said... my poor ex-viking now turned vampire flunky... Oh poor darling... He's also got red hair and i think he gets to die like 5 times withing the corse of the books... YAY DAMIEN!
"You are Nathaniel! Submissive is your middle name and it is plastered all over your forehead. You're everyone's bitch, and you can't complain because you seem to enjoy it. You like S&M to spice up the bedroom, but you mostly just want to be dominated by a beautiful woman. You want someone to rule you completely. But most people just feel sorry for you." ~ i think i could have dealt with all the other reesults. Crazy heroine, boy next door werewolf, slutty bitch control freak, large rat, shub that you walk past, flunky necromancer, nut job eddy, kick ass werelady, vampire sex seller, moody sulky werewolf, scarred vampire, manwhore with a heart of gold, sadistic ass, sadistic bitch, or vampire flunky but Nathaniel... Nathaniel is the guy who you just feel bad for... Not to mention he takes shit from i think just about everyone... and he's lost without someone bossing him around and treating him like shit... I wouldn't want to be Nathaniel... he makes me sad...
Well thats all. they were lacking a few charaters like Willie and Caleb and various others... but thats okay...
Tomorrow is school so laters... More books to read